In case you don’t know me very well, the answer is “No, it is wildly unlikely that Nuke is actually a female elf shaman named Beho.”  For starters, if I were a female elf, I probably wouldn’t be a shaman, given the likelihood of other career choices.  Furthermore, if I were named Beho then I’d change my name because it sounds too much like a neanderthal’s instructions:  “Be [a] Ho.” If I were a female elf, I wouldn’t be that kinda girl.  And last but not least, basic anatomy continues to support the theory that I’m not female and for all intents and purposes, appear to be human.

So…  for me, it’s obvious:  I am not a female elf shaman named Beho for several reasons.

For some guys, the question of “am I a female elf shaman named Beho” is less clear:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6425333.stm