#!/usr/bin/python
from nltk.corpus import wordnet 
shorts = "aceimnorsuvwxz" 
longs = "bdfhklt" 
for i1 in shorts: 
    for i2 in longs: 
        for i3 in shorts: 
            for i4 in shorts: 
                for i5 in shorts: 
                    wordinq = i1+i2+i3+i4+i5 
                    if i1=='a' or i3=='a' or i4=='a' or i5=='a': 
                        synsets = wordnet.synsets(wordinq) 
                        for synset in synsets: 
                            print wordinq+':', synset.definition 
                            break;

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