{"id":3,"date":"2007-03-27T13:26:45","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T18:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/notnuke.com\/blog\/?p=3"},"modified":"2011-03-30T16:58:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T21:58:35","slug":"am-i-a-female-elf-shaman-named-beho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/am-i-a-female-elf-shaman-named-beho\/","title":{"rendered":"Am I a female elf shaman named Beho?"},"content":{"rendered":"

In case you don’t know me very well, the answer is “No, it is wildly unlikely that Nuke is actually a female elf shaman named Beho.”\u00a0 For starters, if I were a female elf, I probably wouldn’t be a shaman, given the likelihood of other career choices.\u00a0 Furthermore, if I were named Beho then I’d change my name because it sounds too much like a neanderthal’s instructions:\u00a0 “Be [a] Ho.” If I were<\/em> a female elf, I wouldn’t be that <\/em>kinda girl.\u00a0 And last but not least, basic anatomy continues to support the theory that I’m not female and for all intents and purposes, appear to be human.<\/p>\n

So…\u00a0 for me, it’s obvious:\u00a0 I am not a female elf shaman named Beho for several reasons.<\/p>\n

For some guys, the question of “am I a female elf shaman named Beho” is less clear:<\/p>\n

http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/northern_ireland\/6425333.stm<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In case you don’t know me very well, the answer is “No, it is wildly unlikely that Nuke is actually a female elf shaman named Beho.”\u00a0 For starters, if I were a female elf, I probably wouldn’t be a shaman, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-someone-elses-content-right-here"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.notnuke.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}